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    CU Bluffs: Measurements to help you keep six feet of distance

    by Jasleen Batra November 19, 2020
    by Jasleen Batra November 19, 2020

    Here are the best methods to social distance as approved and recommended by Boulder County. These methods will enable you to become a social distancing expert. By Jasleen Batra

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    CU Bluffs: CU sorority Alpha Alpha Alpha wins award for “Most Feminist”

    by Vayle Lafehr October 6, 2020
    by Vayle Lafehr October 6, 2020

    Feminist sororities like Alpha Alpha Alpha are leading the way for women’s liberation. Have no fear — with Greek life, gender equality is here. By Vayle Lafehr

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    CU Bluffs: CU basketball knocks off Duke to win National Championship (in a perfect world)

    by Jack Carlough April 12, 2020
    by Jack Carlough April 12, 2020

    In a perfect world, the 2020 NCAA March Madness tournament would have occurred. Here’s how we at CUI sports imagine it would’ve gone. By Jack Carlough

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    CU Bluffs: How to date during a pandemic

    by Vayle Lafehr April 10, 2020
    by Vayle Lafehr April 10, 2020

    With the endless benefits of online dating, this pandemic will make finding the love of your life easier than ever before. By Vayle LaFehr

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    CU Bluffs: Top 6 substitutes for toilet paper

    by Alex Mumm April 5, 2020
    by Alex Mumm April 5, 2020

    Toilet paper aisles are going empty and poopers are getting desperate. Here are six thrifty TP solutions to get you through the pandemic. By Alex Mumm

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    CU Bluffs: New report shows everyone you love secretly hates you

    by Alex Mumm February 23, 2020
    by Alex Mumm February 23, 2020

    It turns out all of your insecurities are true. Literally no one likes you. By Alex Mumm

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    CU Bluffs: Anarchy club calls first meeting to order

    by Alex Mumm December 4, 2019
    by Alex Mumm December 4, 2019

    Some students are tired of law and order, so they formed a club to talk about it. By Alex Mumm

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    CU Bluffs: CU announces initiative to become nation’s top party school

    by Alex Mumm November 10, 2019
    by Alex Mumm November 10, 2019

    CU Boulder has fallen off of the top party school rankings. The president of the university wants to change that. By Alex Mumm

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    CU Bluffs: Passive voice used by CU freshman

    by Alex Mumm October 29, 2019
    by Alex Mumm October 29, 2019

    Passive voice cannot be detected by students at CU Boulder, which is angering professors. By Alex Mumm

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    CU Bluffs: CU student hopes new thesaurus will help hide lack of intellect

    by Alex Mumm October 13, 2019
    by Alex Mumm October 13, 2019

    The more confusing the word, the smarter you are. By Alex Mumm

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