satire

CU Boulder has fallen off of the top party school rankings. The president of the university wants to change that. By Alex Mumm

Passive voice cannot be detected by students at CU Boulder, which is angering professors. By Alex Mumm

The more confusing the word, the smarter you are. By Alex Mumm

The word “sidewalk” sounds too much like “side chick,” leading some CU students to advocate for changing the word altogether. By Alex Mumm

Musician and poet Ken Waldman performed a medley of Appalachian fiddle music satirical poetry about President Donald Trump at Innisfree Poetry Bookstore & Cafe Sunday. By Emily Shorter

American society is enduring a crisis in the accessibility of higher education. The proletariat must rise up. By Sam Metivier

Follow this field guide if you crave popularity like a vampire craves blood (or like a CU student craves Cosmos). By Sam Metivier

Michelle Wolf’s jokes were bold and unapologetic at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Other comedians should take note. By Alex Segell

RTD’s Bus Service released a new safety video and we have the transcript here. A CU Bluffs piece by Shannon Ross.

CU Boulder’s own Eric Benson does the school proud by showcasing his world-class spitting ability. By Camille Sauers