And I don’t mean Hot Wheels
After his best efforts to make out with me had failed, my new friend Clark asked me what five things I look for in a guy. His jaw dropped to the floor when he heard the last item on my list of otherwise common boyfriend requirements.
“I refuse to date a guy who won’t use a sex toy. He may as well have ‘self-loathing’ stamped on his forehead.”
Clark rubbed his chin and tried to recover. “What do you mean, sex toy? Like, on you?” He managed an awkward grin while he waited for me to say yes.
“No.”
He jumped to his feet, grabbed his hair and began to pace back and forth. I wasn’t surprised at how shocked he was–most guys don’t play with their butts.
Well, I’m going to put an end to that right now. That’s right, boys. Not only is it okay to stick stuff up your butt, it’s required.
The prostate gland and the root of the penis can be stimulated through the anus. Some men can orgasm solely from prostate stimulation, and almost all men will experience intensified orgasm if they stimulate the prostate gland through the anus while they masturbate.
But most men don’t know that. And sadly, the few men who do are usually too homophobic to try it out. Homophobia is a big enough turn-off on its own. Ask a girl the last time she got turned on by a couple of frat guys in ball caps calling each other fags. But when homophobia prevents you from giving yourself extra-good orgasms, it’s particularly sick.
I tried explaining this to Clark, who fired back, “That’s just not natural, I mean it’s gross!”
It’s gross? That’s funny coming from him, because he would’ve stuffed my butt right then and there if I’d told him to.
Do you think if I told a girl she had an extra clit up her bum she never knew about, she would hesitate for a second before she sat on a cucumber?
So please, get over your ass-phobia, and start toying with your prostate. Go to Fascinations and get yourself a toy. Take your girlfriend with you. Have ass-shattering orgasms unlike anything you’ve ever felt before. And spread the word when you’re done.
Every boy needs a toy.
Contact Campus Press Freelance Writer Stephanie Coyle at stephanie.coyle@colorado.edu.
