Humor
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Dude, just come over!
Here is the scene: your significant other, whom you have been dating for a long time, asks you to come over and hang out. It’s late at night, so this means you will be staying there. You start to mention how he or she has not stayed over... read more »
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Spendaholics Anonymous: New Semester, New Budgets
The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. As CU students return to Boulder from all over the country, many local businesses should expect a spike in... read more »
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Feminism – From Bras to Bros: Gender and grunting and weights, oh my!
The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. “Are you an athlete?” mid-set, Mira looks up from her machine at the gym and replies “No, why?” “Well,... read more »
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Election night drinking game
The night we have all been waiting for has arrived – election night. Finally someone will be president, and we will no longer be bombarded with questions concerning who we are voting for. Why not celebrate with a nice little drinking game... read more »
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Top people on Twitter to follow on election night
With President Obama and Mitt Romney neck-and-neck in the polls heading into election day, many are predicting a long Nov. 6 before a clear winner of the presidency is announced. In an effort to make sure all our readers are well read and entertained... read more »
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10 things you didn’t know about Romney and Obama
Mitt Romney Taking a “shot” at LMFAO rapper On a flight from Vancouver to L.A. in 2010, Sky Blue of LMFAO was escorted off the plane by Canadian Police after leaning his seat back prior to take-off. Romney “loudly requested” the MC... read more »
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#BoulderGirlProblems: Halloweekend in Boulder
I grew up in Colorado, meaning my mom had to get creative with our childhood Halloween costumes, because it’s not as easy to incorporate a parka and snow boots into a costume as one might think. It could not have been pleasant for my parents... read more »
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#BoulderGirlProblems: When you spend all your disposable income on frozen yogurt
“The green tea and raspberry frozen yogurt are too far apart.” “What? They’re out of gluten-free brownies AGAIN?!” “Why isn’t there a pumpkin flavor yet? We’re already halfway through October.” “Ripple delivers? I can’t... read more »
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I Hate Everything: Butt-Chugging
The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. As an appreciator of the English language, I am always eager to welcome a new word into my vocabulary. Recently,... read more »
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Eddie Izzard leaves Macky crowd rolling in the aisles
Macky auditorium was buzzing with chatter Saturday night, as a ’60s pop playlist tinkered over the loudspeakers. The crowd, which was slightly older than a typical student audience, checked their clocks neurotically. Fifteen minutes late,... read more »
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Student government distributes $17.7 million in annual student fees
Student government allocated $17.7 million in student fees for the 2013-14 fiscal year to 15 CU Boulder departments Wednesday and Thursday nights in an annual public discussion that lasted over 12 hours. The total budget is higher than fiscal... read more »
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Upset: Men’s basketball wins Arizona rematch
The University of Colorado men’s basketball beat the Arizona Wildcats 71-58 Thursday, healing a wound the left after teams’ previous encounter. The last game on Jan. 3 was close, but ended with a ‘no’ call from the refs after a three... read more »
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CU’s Webb and Lewis arrested on assault
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Opinion: Was Andre’s choice to leave CU his best move?