Alex Mumm https://cuindependent.com Tue, 07 Apr 2020 23:38:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.3.2 CU Bluffs: Top 6 substitutes for toilet paper https://cuindependent.com/2020/04/05/cu-bluffs-substitutes-toilet-paper/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cu-bluffs-substitutes-toilet-paper https://cuindependent.com/2020/04/05/cu-bluffs-substitutes-toilet-paper/#respond Mon, 06 Apr 2020 01:48:46 +0000 http://cuindependent.com/?p=116170 Toilet paper aisles are going empty and poopers are getting desperate. Here are six thrifty TP solutions to get you through the pandemic. By Alex Mumm

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]]> https://cuindependent.com/2020/04/05/cu-bluffs-substitutes-toilet-paper/feed/ 0 CU Bluffs: New report shows everyone you love secretly hates you https://cuindependent.com/2020/02/23/everyone-you-love-hates-you/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=everyone-you-love-hates-you Mon, 24 Feb 2020 03:07:45 +0000 http://cuindependent.com/?p=113760 It turns out all of your insecurities are true. Literally no one likes you. By Alex Mumm

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]]> CU Bluffs: Florida man has nice day https://cuindependent.com/2020/02/07/cu-bluffs-florida-man/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cu-bluffs-florida-man Sat, 08 Feb 2020 03:39:10 +0000 http://cuindependent.com/?p=112798 A man in Florida has a solid day. That's it. Just a good day. By Alex Mumm

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]]> CU Bluffs: Anarchy club calls first meeting to order https://cuindependent.com/2019/12/04/cu-bluffs-anarchy-club/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cu-bluffs-anarchy-club Thu, 05 Dec 2019 02:39:44 +0000 http://cuindependent.com/?p=111309 Some students are tired of law and order, so they formed a club to talk about it. By Alex Mumm

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]]> CU Bluffs: CU announces initiative to become nation’s top party school https://cuindependent.com/2019/11/10/cu-party-school/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cu-party-school Mon, 11 Nov 2019 06:41:42 +0000 http://cuindependent.com/?p=110067 CU Boulder has fallen off of the top party school rankings. The president of the university wants to change that. By Alex Mumm

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]]> CU Bluffs: Passive voice used by CU freshman https://cuindependent.com/2019/10/29/cu-bluffs-passive-voice/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cu-bluffs-passive-voice Tue, 29 Oct 2019 18:02:06 +0000 http://cuindependent.com/?p=108900 Passive voice cannot be detected by students at CU Boulder, which is angering professors. By Alex Mumm

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]]> CU Bluffs: CU student hopes new thesaurus will help hide lack of intellect https://cuindependent.com/2019/10/13/cu-thesaurus-satire/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cu-thesaurus-satire Mon, 14 Oct 2019 01:05:34 +0000 http://cuindependent.com/?p=107463 The more confusing the word, the smarter you are. By Alex Mumm

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]]> CU Bluffs: Students want to rename ‘sidewalk’ something more politically correct https://cuindependent.com/2019/09/28/cu-sidewalk-satire/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cu-sidewalk-satire Sat, 28 Sep 2019 19:10:20 +0000 http://cuindependent.com/?p=107046 The word “sidewalk” sounds too much like “side chick,” leading some CU students to advocate for changing the word altogether. By Alex Mumm

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]]> Opinion: We need to change how we talk about Trump https://cuindependent.com/2019/09/27/cu-talk-about-trump/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cu-talk-about-trump Sat, 28 Sep 2019 03:07:55 +0000 http://cuindependent.com/?p=107043 Late Night comedy is beating a dead horse with Trump, and CU students are starting to do the same. By Alex Mumm

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