“Leave Britney Alone!”

Chris Crocker was so right

2007 was the year of Britney Spears.

Britney used to be such a wonderful little girl: involved, active, wholesome. But now she is the epitome of a train wreck.

In her early years, she was on the New Mickey Mouse Club where she met her future lover.

Britney dated Justin Timberlake for about four years ending in 2002.

I feel like all of her problems began after her break up from Justin.

Britney began her downward spiral; started hanging out with the “wrong crowd;” married Jason Allen Alexander (lasting an astonishing 55 hours); got caught without underwear on; married Kevin Federline; and just recently ended a relationship and started one back up with Adnan Ghalib, a paparazzo who sold her out for a story of their relationship and potentially personal text messages.

There are reported rumors of Britney being pregnant again – Adnan Ghalib most likely being the father.

The poor girl just seems to be ambushed by every action she makes even though the majority of her actions are asinine at most levels. She seems to continually make her life worse.

After Britney’s recent break down, I feel that she needs to be left alone before she suffers from some freak accident only she could be involved in.

My suggestion for Britney is to move to Africa, Antarctica, or some other place where no one would, could, or should ever follow her, relax and live a normal as possible life.

After her many years away she could hopefully bounce back and start over as the wonderful little girl she once was: involved, active and wholesome.

So until Britney’s recent addition of a British accent leads her to some other crazy and insane action, let us hope for some sort of an idea of how she can get better soon.

So I say we all leave Britney alone, and let her recover and try to live what could possibly be a potentially normal life.

Contact Campus Press Staff Writer Zach Keller at john.keller@thecampuspress.com